May 2013
1 tag
cokeflow:
becoming famous for no reason is my dream
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
meladoodle:
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
theonesock:
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T...
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
rneerkat:
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
plot twist: The American Family Association buys Yahoo
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
projects at the end of the school year
monetizeyourcat:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Stop making transparent versions of everything
now transparent 4 your dash
me at 10 pm: oh i should go to bed soon
me at 2 am: oh i should go to bed soon
